Buster Keaton, Cops (1922)

Home after supper
with no feet.

Drunk when he
picked me up.

So broke he
threw me out.

Bought a cart
for five bucks.

Cart stopped I
pulled the horse.

Pushed the cart:
the horse stopped.

Lit my cigar
from the fuse.

Necktie moustache.
Ate the keys: You lose.

[see film]