An Etiquette

Ladies like it when the men ask them to dance slow.

Men like it when the ladies put buds in their hair.

Ladies like it when the men pull out the chairs for them.

Ladies like it when the men place their mouths over their eyes and cough.

Men like it when the ladies cover themselves with soot and buttermilk.

Ladies like it when the sky hangs like a piece of pork.

Men like it when ladies use long words while the men drive fast.

Men like it when the car is almost hit by mortar fire but isn't.

Men like it when they escort the ladies home from the burning car even though the area has not yet been secured.

Clear out folks, there's nothing to see here, clear out, clear out, clear out...

Paco is a tiger cub,
Tracy is a duck.

Daniel is a spotted mink,
Mildred is a hawk.

Corrie is a ribbonworm,
Zeno is a bear.

Dennis is a jaguar bitch.
I wish that you were here.

Rhonda was in detox,
Melvin was in jail.

Allen was in Mexico,
Lynn was looking pale.

Vincent was in Abigail,
Herbert never knew.

Helen couldn't help herself.
That's why I'm asking you.